Think OUT of BOX!!!

1 - Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

2 - Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

3 - Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me.
Q: Did he kill you?

4 - Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

5 - The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

6 - Were you alone or by yourself?

7 - How long have you been a French Canadian?

8 - Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

9 - I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That`s me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

10 - Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

11 - Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

12 - So you were gone until you returned?

13- Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?

14 - You don`t know what it was, and you didn`t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

15 - Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

16 - Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

17. A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I`d like to strike the next question."

18. Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

source: legaljokes.com