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Swasti, Swasti Subha Muhurtham

It was 9.35 PM in my dokku watch…(I am at T-Nagar)


Oh God!!! Damn traffic at T–Nagar.


“I got to catch my train departing at 10.04 PM to Trivandrum from Central Railway Station”

Got to attend Shankar’s wedding tomorrow (My school days friend). Got to be their, got to be their.


My heart is eager to see (?) after 3 Years!!! – Oh Yeah!!! We shared plus two results… every thing turned up… when I secured more marks then my friend’s cousin (?)


Will my beloved (?) turn up for the occasion?


Reached Central Railway Station at 9.58 PM. Took Rs.150 out of my pocket – paid to autowallah. Run Run Run, dashed at everyone, train started moving slowly and I Stopped with deep breath… and with lot of sweating too.


Thought my beloved (?) in my mind…started running again (felt like could participate in next Olympics) and could just catch the train.…. Got hurt in my right hand.

But didn’t feel the pain..….ARR Music was playing in my mind…..”swasti swasti subha Muhurtham….sumangali bhava manavatti…..”


“It was Mid Night 12.00”


Something took away all my sleep…..Oh my beloved (?) ”swasti swasti subha Muhurtham….sumangali bhava manavatti…..”! Eagerly awaited for the occasion…


Train got delayed by one hour!!!. Dunno how to express my feeling during that time. Lot of breeze passing through hears and with some million dollar unanswerable questions in my mind

“What if function got over….bye the time I go their..? What if (?) already left? etc.. etc..


At last reached the spot.


Dressed up well with my Veshti and Uthariyam in Malayala style.


Saw my friend. Congratulated him and took a seat near him in the centre stage itself (you know the reason!!)


All other friends turned up…all chatting and having fun. But my eyes got completely locked up

in searching (?) my beloved…


That is the movement in my life (Guess what!!! Even for my CA Results didn’t had so much eagerness)


It was already 11.00 AM. Still could not find my (?)


After sometime….


I could hear a big sweet laughing to my left side…. I turned gently and their it was all I wanted…


”swasti swasti subha Muhurtham….sumangali bhava manavatti…..”

“Mamalayeri Varum Thennal
Puthu Manavalan Thennal

Palli Medayae Thottu Thalodi Kurushil Thozhuthu Varumbol,

Varavelpinu MalayalaKara Manasammatham Choriyum”


(?) Passed through in front of me, along with her friends…I jumped, moved all the chairs in front of me, tied up my small kudumi (chindu) which got dazzled in the fast breeze passed through me..…


(?) beloved too silently looked at me… turning here and their…..


(?) went for lunch… I picked my friend and could manage a seat next to her…


Oh!!!! ”swasti swasti subha Muhurtham….sumangali bhava manavatti……………...”


She turned by my side and enquired Hello! (Only music playing in my mind)


“How are you? How is your Job? Shankar told me, you finished your CA!!!”

I gently replied “yes”. What…whaattt abttt you? (I slipped for the first time).


I too placed my enquiry gently and continued the lunch… eating in no particular order (all confusion in my mind)


Wanted to speak out something to my(?)….


(?) too, turned and smiled at me atleast 20 times.

I could not control my emotions !!!!!


“Breeze that blows over mountain
Breeze that decks up the groom

arriving after touching the cross at the altar
this land of Malayalam grants consent and welcomes


Oh Beloved…Oh Beloved…


This is a very auspicious occasion
O Bride, may you be blessed with a long wedded life”

After lunch, I was having fun with my gang. On the opposite side (?) was having fun with another set of people…


We are exchanging words in mind… ”swasti swasti subha Muhurtham….sumangali bhava manavatti…..”


I have to leave early…. Got to depart by 3.00 PM. Have to go to office next day (for taking class)…


Went inside packed my clothes and became ready…


Conveyed “bye to my (?)” thru my eyes… (?) also replied…(SSSM…..)


I picked the auto….and started to station. On the way it was heavy rain…. Enjoyed the glitters

Thoroughly moved by the roadside breeze, flying birds…., Could see lot of stars in the sky (at 4’O Clock itself)


Star, why are you still away?
You are like a ray of light in the morning dew

Are you standing afar, my lady?

On the branch which is bent, O cuckoo bird, did you sing sweetly?
Did the festivities arrive with the flames of the mud lamps?

Swasthi Swasthi Subha Muhurtham,
Sumungali Bhava Manavatti……

Oh Beloved….Oh Beloved…

Does the sea still possess the love to serenade the shore?
Is there still love in the heart..to be melted like candle wax ?

Oh Beloved…Oh Beloved…

Oh Beloveddddddddddddd!!!!


Managed to reach back home….Now I am in a deep confusion as to how to proceed with the matter and with deep confusion in my (?) mind…


Logged into my ORKUT – Oh my god!!!!


Swasthi Swasthi Subha Muhurtham,
Sumungali Bhava Manavatti……

Scrap from my (?)….(I added Shankar as my friend – (?) managed to find me easily)


Wow… Bang I hit my thump on my table and said yes!! Yes!!!


Shankar called me and informed me about that surprise news!!!


“Parents of my beloved (?), have made enquiry about me to Shankar after seeing the marriage video”…. I politely acknowledged.


Yet to reply for the scrap too!!!!!


PS: Dedicated to my friend / next mapalai

The Law of Teacher and Student

This law applicable to the whole of India, and in particular to the jurisdiction of Chartered Accountancy students and teachers.
  1. A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.
  2. The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
  3. Student will not bring his Pocket Calculator to the class as he wants to save the batteries to the final match.
  4. The examination paper is always easier for a student when he is not taking it.
  5. Even when a teacher gives an open-book exam, the student will forget his book.
  6. What if it is a take home exam? He will forget where he lives.
  7. Teacher spends more time in student’s study hall, then the student.
  8. When a teacher want to take rest, keeps test.
  9. On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent.
  10. If attendance is made mandatory the class will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, the class will produce persons, teacher has never seen before.
  11. What happens when teacher’s are asked to write exam, don’t’ expect answers, only cross references (Page No. and Question No.)
  12. Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.
  13. When a teacher occasionally able to schedule two back to back classes in a row, it is as good as NO classes for the day. (Bunk)
  14. If a question appears Out of Syllabus the teacher will be blamed.
  15. 50% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
  16. The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher's classes is always one of the bright ones he can't flunk.
  17. When a student worked out something intelligently, guess what, either he is wrong or his classmates would have worked it out before him and in a better way.

Ninotics - Will make your work pleasure.

    1. Saamy edula poochi vanduduchu!
    2. Evan romba mattingaranae!
    3. Pochandi Pudichutu Poiduvan!
    4. Enda Chellam ninuta!
    5. Evanoda Parvaiyae Sariyellayae!!
    6. Karuppu Saamy! Karuppu Saamy! and many more....

What's Up? Don't Quit. Here we go...

We often communicate with our friends calling by their nick name. Buddi. Thakkali. Juni...Seeni... I call one of my friend as "Elee". - (they are living beings)

We extend the same with our pets also. We call our doggy as Aamir or Khan!!!! (I am not here to resolve it) - (they are living things but minus sixth sense)

But we are ready to extend the same with Non living things around us also...at the time of work, at the time of study, at the time of talking...etc etc.

Here is some !!! Visualize these funny dialogues by the following category of persons.

1. When a Software Guy who is testing the program and computer speed got slow down -
"Saamy endu computer'la poochi vandutuchu"

2. When a Business Man who is tired selling for whole day unable to make enough money -
"Kalla Pettiya pathu Evan romba mattingaranae"

3. At young age all mom often tells this to feed food -
"Oru Karupu Bommaya kaati ...Nee sapdati enda poochandi pudichitu poiduvan"

4. Recall the film ....don't remember the name..Rajini calls his CAR by name Lakshmi and tells "
"Enda Chellam ninuta" - when it got stopped in the middle"

5. I once went to a astrologer. He studied my horo after looking into the drawn boxes and angrily told "
"Evanoda Parvaiyae Sariyellayae...I got tensed. But what he referred is the planet VENUS. He told the position of that planet is not good for some time. Appa saami nalla vela vera onnuthiyum kannu pudikala"

6.Karuppu Saamy Karuppu Saamy...(Can u guess? It is associated with what?)


I accept it comes naturally. But how joyous it is to feel. In particular when there is a problem it altogether gives us a different perspective of seeing it and makes us tension free to tackle it.

I have heard about Kinetics, Biometrics, Econometrics, Lunatic....enda tics anda tics.

But one such tics which makes your work pleasure is "NINOTICS" (Don't search in dictionary) - Art of speaking with Non Living Things.

How on earth we call computer virus, planet... as HE or SHE?

Seeing life in these non – living things makes the life comfortable. In everyone’s life comes a lonely patch when suddenly everyone seems to have vanished and dark clouds loom large overhead.

Many people were actually doing it Don't we see?
  • Scientists talking to the lab equipments!
  • Sculptors talking to their creations!
  • Tea Master talking with Gas Stove!
  • Mother talking with water pump!

I am already experiencing it...I name all the task my boss gives to me as "PROJECT SHAKTHI" however silly thing it is....My team members will now know what's the secret about it?

R U gonnu experience it?