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The Law of Teacher and Student

This law applicable to the whole of India, and in particular to the jurisdiction of Chartered Accountancy students and teachers.
  1. A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.
  2. The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
  3. Student will not bring his Pocket Calculator to the class as he wants to save the batteries to the final match.
  4. The examination paper is always easier for a student when he is not taking it.
  5. Even when a teacher gives an open-book exam, the student will forget his book.
  6. What if it is a take home exam? He will forget where he lives.
  7. Teacher spends more time in student’s study hall, then the student.
  8. When a teacher want to take rest, keeps test.
  9. On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent.
  10. If attendance is made mandatory the class will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, the class will produce persons, teacher has never seen before.
  11. What happens when teacher’s are asked to write exam, don’t’ expect answers, only cross references (Page No. and Question No.)
  12. Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.
  13. When a teacher occasionally able to schedule two back to back classes in a row, it is as good as NO classes for the day. (Bunk)
  14. If a question appears Out of Syllabus the teacher will be blamed.
  15. 50% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
  16. The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher's classes is always one of the bright ones he can't flunk.
  17. When a student worked out something intelligently, guess what, either he is wrong or his classmates would have worked it out before him and in a better way.

2 comments:

G Saimukundhan said...

"When a teacher wants to take rest, he keeps test." Tut.. Tut.. Huhh.... Secrets are meant to kept as such. Not to be shared with buplik.

"The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students."

You should consider starting "Sundars Theory on Esukashon" soon.

Good. To See You Back. Bad to see you share secrets.

Sundar Raman said...

@ SIR:
thanks a lot. written this post long back. Posted only yest nite..... when imagined abt a task ahead..."time to spend in preparation room".

secret....Yes it was. But many including me started applying your formula....so it's rite time to bring the rule as a wiser public rule and I did thru my blog.

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