This law applicable to the whole of India, and in particular to the jurisdiction of Chartered Accountancy students and teachers.
- A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.
- The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
- Student will not bring his Pocket Calculator to the class as he wants to save the batteries to the final match.
- The examination paper is always easier for a student when he is not taking it.
- Even when a teacher gives an open-book exam, the student will forget his book.
- What if it is a take home exam? He will forget where he lives.
- Teacher spends more time in student’s study hall, then the student.
- When a teacher want to take rest, keeps test.
- On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent.
- If attendance is made mandatory the class will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, the class will produce persons, teacher has never seen before.
- What happens when teacher’s are asked to write exam, don’t’ expect answers, only cross references (Page No. and Question No.)
- Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.
- When a teacher occasionally able to schedule two back to back classes in a row, it is as good as NO classes for the day. (Bunk)
- If a question appears Out of Syllabus the teacher will be blamed.
- 50% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
- The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher's classes is always one of the bright ones he can't flunk.
- When a student worked out something intelligently, guess what, either he is wrong or his classmates would have worked it out before him and in a better way.
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